AAAAAAHHHH!
Don’t call your ex-girlfriend when you’re drunk…..and don’t write on your blog when you’re angry!
I’ve already covered this topic ad nausem, and at the risk of offending smokers, I suggest you skip this post.
For everybody else, please excuse my overwhelming sense of sarcasm as I once again tackle my biggest pet peeve…
When I hear the word “planet,” I think of the red Mars, the frozen Pluto, or how much fun it would be to rollerblade on that ring around Saturn…
I don’t really think of the term “planet” in association with our world, because it’s become more like a small globe.
But never before this trip to Eastern Europe did I realize just how small our world really is…
People use the expression, “I wish I could be a fly on the wall” to describe listening in on a conversation.
As I spend my day wandering around the streets of Budapest, I can’t help but picture my brain…
…and if my brain had walls, and there was a fly on the wall, it might go something like this…
Scientists would argue otherwise, but I just proved that a 27-year-old baby DOES exist.
Where did I find this man-sized baby, you ask?
I looked in the mirror…
Do you ever get flashbacks to time and places while listening to a certain song?
I have that happen all the time. Whenever I hear anything by Pearl Jam I think of my time in Japan; likewise with Offspring I recall my descent from base camp at Mount Everest.
But I also get flashbacks with respect to subject matter of books I read while travelling.
As I’m currently reading Starbucked and simultaneously visiting every coffee house in Belgrade, my mind is racing at the cultural differences…
We all know that soccer is the world’s national sport; that is to say that most countries consider it their own individual national sport.
But I’ve discovered a new sport in Serbia—their national sport, that all Serbians are really good at.
And I am absolutely terrible at this sport.
It’s called “chain-smoking”….
Are the terms “vacationing” and “travelling” synonymous?
Either way, I want to be relaxed yet stimulated, and I don’t want to have to make any tough decisions.
Today’s toughest decision: What do I listen to on my Ipod?
It took me all of one day in Belgrade to find a suitable property to add to my real estate portfolio.
Do I call this “undervalued,” or should I refer to this as a “fixer-upper”?
Whatever the case, this property is available for purchase…
Here I am in Belgrade, Serbia!
I`m so tired and weary from my treacherous travels.
Perhaps a massage will cure what ails me!
The story that follows is one of the most surprising encounters I`ve ever had in my young life…
The real estate market is quite slow in December.
So, rather than sit around in Toronto and twiddle my thumbs, I have decided to take a trip to one of those places that most people only dream of going…
….the former Yugoslavia….
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